More Like Juneau Mild, amirite?

It’s been a while, and actually quite a bit of a rollercoaster since I last posted. A great couple of weeks gave way to a couple of depressive, disillusioned ones, so I went from not having the time to post updates to not having the energy. And THEN there was that whole episode within the romance community that I am nowhere near experienced or familiar enough with to comment on but from what I know it’s not been good.

But winds and tides all change, and at least on a personal level I’m feeling better so it’s time for a little update on what’s happening with Juneau Wilde.

Saving Throw has been out in the world for a Quarter and it’s received more attention than I anticipated! So thank you for that, anyone who’s hand chance to read it. I’d love to know what more of you think about it so don’t be afraid to leave your thoughts here or in the form of an Amazon review.

Thanks to both my recent fun and funk, Lloyd’s progress has slowed, which I’m not too happy about, but you can’t beat yourself up over these things. It’s better to write when I have the motivation, I don’t want to force out anything too subpar, but the drive feels like it’s coming back and I can’t wait to finish Lloyd’s huge swashbuckling adventure and share it with you.

There’s also a fun collaborative side project in the works that’s super exciting and I can’t wait to be able to talk about it. It ticks a couple of things off my bucket list and is something quite different from what I’ve done before.

So that’s what’s been going on with me lately, I’ll have more for you soon!

Juneau Wilde Now Comes Sexily Recommended

The incredibly lovely and talented K. Sterling talked about little old me in her hilarious and informative Grilled Cheese and Bukkake Romance Extravaganza podcast.

If you’re not familiar, Sarah goes through her work week, which is really insightful given her quick turnaround for her books – each week is a different part of the writing process. Then Scott goes over his romance reading homework for the week and then they talk about a self-published romance author and this week it was me!

I’m so honoured by the kind words she had to say. And if you haven’t listened, go and do it now. Their chemistry is perfect, Scott’s intros are hilarious and if you don’t catch Sarah’s joyous, hysterical laughter you have no soul.

Go listen!

Visit K. Sterling’s Amazon Author Page

Purchase Saving Throw: A Seth and Ricky Story

Gays in Space

Thought I’d treat you to another piece of action from Saving Throw because why not? But that’s your lot after this, if you want to see anymore you’ll have to get the book for your Kindle (there’s a link at the bottom.

I know, it’s a dream sequence, how hackneyed, but to get all John Green, it’s a metaphor that totally definitely makes sense in the context of the story. Speaking of context, the whole Tara Reid thing also makes sense if you’ve read the whole thing.

Enjoy!

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**WARNING! Adult language and graphic sexual content. You best be old enough**

He dreamed of a moon made of Styrofoam with Tara Reid sitting in the crescent. She swung a chainsaw at the moon sending white flecks everywhere that fell into place as the distant stars. Seth was in the bed he owned before moving in with Michael as it drifted through space, away from the moon missing a corner of its crescent. Seth rolled over in the bed to find Ricky propped on one elbow looking at him, smiling.

Ricky’s perfect, unblemished skin was almost taut over his mouth-watering biceps and forearms. One hand was holding his head while the other lazily caressed his pecs and deeply-grooved abs. Half of his mouth curved into a cocky smile, then he leaned forward and kissed Seth with enough force to push Seth’s head deeper into the pillow but it also felt like he was pulling away tantalisingly.

Seth sunk even further into the pillow as Ricky, still teasing kisses, straddled him. It was then, as happens in dreams, Seth became aware that he too was naked. Ricky leaned back and towered over him, carved from marble, and Seth had to run his hands over the chest and arms in front of him.

Sitting on his knees, Ricky moved his hips and ground his shapely ass over Seth’s crotch. His cock grew hard and stroked Seth’s happy trail as his pelvis moved. Seth became erect and his cock rubbed against Ricky’s hole.

The bed drifted on through space, passing bright nebulas and exploding stars, but Seth was oblivious as his hands were guided to Ricky’s nipples. He let out a guttural moan as Seth played with them, his cock twitched and precum leaked into Seth’s happy trail. He kept on gyrating, sliding his hole up and down the length of Seth’s shaft, his own precum wetting Ricky’s ass and balls.

Breathing heavily, Ricky leaned forward and kissed Seth lightly, over and over, in the crook of his neck. Seth threw his head aside to give Ricky more room and let out a sigh. His hands ran down Ricky’s torso and clutched his round, squishy bubble butt, fingers digging into the cheeks each time the kisses sent a frisson through his body.

Light neck kisses turned to deep mouth kisses again. Ricky reached back and clutched Seth’s wrists, bringing his hands back and pinning them down by the sides of his head. The kisses pulled away again and Ricky’s mouth moved all over Seth’s body, kissing his neck, clavicle, teasing his nipples, the groove between his abs that, in his dream, hadn’t disappeared, down to his happy trail. Ricky gave the half smile again and licked the precum around the head of Seth’s throbbing cock.

Ricky gently teased his balls with his tongue and then licked his shaft up and down. The head of Seth’s cock glistened with new drips of precum when Ricky finally wrapped his lips around the head and slowly worked Seth’s cock with his mouth.

Seth’s cock had a slight upward curve that Ricky seemed to enjoy. Up and down the shaft his lips slowly moved, lapping up the nearly constant stream of precum Seth was emitting.

Occasionally Ricky would glance up at Seth with hungry eyes before returning his full attention to the curved length in his mouth. Seth couldn’t take it anymore. His knees went weak as the bed passed a violent sun, his hands, still up by his head, clutched the pillow in a frenzy. He felt a weight in his groin that lifted and gave way to intense pleasure as his orgasm erupted. Ricky kept going, up and down Seth’s cock, despite the warm cum making its way down the shaft, and worked the sensitive head so much Seth thought his knees might never work again. They trembled as Ricky pulled away and looked at his handy work before licking Seth clean.

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Saving Throw: A Seth and Ricky Story by Juneau Wilde is available on Amazon RIGHT NOW for the pocket change price of £1.47/$1.99. Don’t be mad at the price difference, it’s automatic on Amazon and my country tanked its own currency.

Buy it here!

Clicking the link also lets you read a good chunk of the book with its Look Inside feature.

Ricky’s Tattoo

A couple of people have asked about Ricky’s tattoo and a couple of others recognised it straight away.

With the inclusion of stuff like Dungeons and Dragons, Magic the Gathering, Sharknado and Dragon Age: Inquisition it’ll come of little surprise that Ricky’s tattoo is also a pop-culture reference.

If you’ve got it then you’re in on the secret! Otherwise you’ll have to wait for Ricky’s inevitable Halloween costume to find out!